Thursday, March 18, 2010
Finally Recovered.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Dear Triathlon
Dear Triathlon,
Please let this serve as notice that due to lingering effects of a sore throat, sinus pressure, continuously feeling like crap as of late, until further notice I am officially retiring from the sport of Triathlon. In turn, I will be sleeping in, eating what I want, and buying pants with elastic waistbands to make room for the impending gut expansion. I renounce any high ideals I might have had regarding striving to continually challenge myself and leave others in my dust. The amount of money that I will safe on entry fees and gear, I will put toward buying that nice set of golf clubs and getting a country club membership. I bequeath all of my power gels, apparel, and aforementioned gear to the triathlon community (aka: those misfortunate souls who haven’t figured out that you are evil yet). With that, I bid you adieu!
Here's the Doctor's response. Love it.
Dear Bullet,
Thank you for submitting you comments. However, I regret to inform you that I do not care about you. I have broken down the most elite of your species and I will continue to torment the likes of you until all the oceans and lakes dry up. I will continue to recruit new members at an alarming rate, and it will take them years to figure out that I do not care about them either. My human agents, in the form of race directors, have sold their souls to me, and I will continue to make them rich as they aid in my quest for world domination. You may be one of the few enlightened humans who are able to see through my facade, but you do not stand a chance of changing the minds of those who are committed to me. I will destroy their lives, and they will not even see it coming. On the contrary, they will think they are actually doing a good thing. So, congratulations on escaping the matrix, but freedom is not all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
Sincerely,
Triathlon.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Come On Somebody Why Don't You Run?

I'm about 1 month out from the first race which is a short little reverse Tri up in Podunk, AL. It'll be a good warm up and test for my fitness. There's always hope for hardware, but it just really depends on who shows up. More of that later. For now, it's time to RUN!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Swimming And the Medius
Afterwards, I hit the weight room for some light shoulder and back work. Also as all good little triathletes should do, I made sure I did adequate core work as well. But the newest exercise to my regime is working the all important gluteus medius. I've listened to even podcasts and read enough articles on the importance of this little muscle to know that I need to start paying some attention to it. Having a strong 'G.M.' can greatly decrease your chances on IT band injuries. The muscle works as a pelvic stabilizer while running. Odd eh? The exercise is aptly name the "fire hydrant". Basically you get down on your knees and elbows and do your best impersonation of a dog peeing on a fire hydrant. 3 sets of 10 reps per side will have you screaming for mercy, as well as looking like an idiot.
That's all for now. Tailwinds to all.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Tuesday Morning Hill Repeats
The good thing about the Dr. is that he's just a little bit better than I am on the run. He's on form right now with a recent 1/2 Mary in 1:33. Nice work and definitely on track for NOLA 70.3 in April.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Let's Talk 2010
2010 will be a year to focus on speed and more speed. Due to a new baby in the house, I've taken IM out of the equation and will focus on sprints and Olys. I've laid out a manageable and exciting schedule that has me racing twice most months this summer. The hope is seek out a few races that I either haven't done yet or haven't done in a while.
So physically where am I right now? Honestly, since my last post it's been a lot better. I've picked up two pool sessions a week where before I was maybe only swimming once. I'm not exactly happy with my technique right now, but the times are still there. I'm about 80% where I want to be on the bike. Endurance has picked up, but I'm just not climbing the way I used to right now. I'm on the bike/trainer at least three times a week right now so hopefully that will change soon. The run is still an unknown. I've had good days and bad days. I'm ready to stretch out some of the speed work I've been doing to see if I can maintain my goal pace for the entire run. This is where I've fallen back in the past in Sprint races. I'd love to be able to get under 20 minutes for a 5K in Sprint but I haven't been able to maintain that pace.
This biggest thing that needs to happen is for this damned winter to end. It's making life and training way to difficult and complicated. I'm ready to sweat and suffer on the road instead of in my garage or on the dreadmill. Regardless, the motivation is there, and it's time to get serious. 2010 is here and I'm ready to play. Game on!
Monday, December 7, 2009
Wow, Did I Just Get Out of Shape That Fast?
It's been pretty tough watching my Ironman-forged six pack disappear behind the baked zitis, the casseroles, cookies, and other deeply fattening meals provided by friends and family. It's been great, don't get me wrong. I love to eat, but man it just hasn't been healthy. Luckily it's winter time and there aren't any races in sight, and there's no real need for me to be on top of my game.
BUT! Man, it's killing me not to be making some serious games in my fitness, much less taking steps back. So, what's a new dad going to do? Well, I'll tell you. He's going to check the calendar, and put a running race on the calendar that's what. January 9th, just over 1 month from today, there is a "Red Nose" 10 miler. I still have my endurance up for the long distance runs so no issues there, but I just haven't had the speed. This weekend I managed to get two 10 milers in. The plan each day was to run the first 5 miles at a comfortable pace and then turn around and negative split the second 5. Each one went well and overall it gave me hope. None of my splits were under 7 minute miles which is the eventual goal, but for where I am now I'll take it.
So, I'm not dead. I have some goals, and I'm going to fight like hell to find time to make them happen. Other than that, I am the happiest guy in the world with the cutest little girl in the world.